Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 840
These are compliments of J and B
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married, I didn’t want him to.
I am pretty smart I know all the right answers. Unfortunately everyone asks me the wrong questions.
One friend says to the other “do you know the shortest sentence in the English language is “I am “.”
“really “ she replies
I was having coffee with some Dr. Friends even one asked “which of your five senses tend to diminish as you get older?
The oldest doc said my sense of decency.
From the The Edmonton Sun. by:- Mark Bonokoski
According to Canadian sources Canada has 990 million acres of forests, 370 million acres of wetlands and 167 million acres of crop-yielding farmland.
These are known as “carbon sinks”. ie :- they absorb carbon.
Biologists tell us that trees absorb about 2.6 tones of carbon per acre.
So if you do the math 990 million acres x 2.6 tones/acre=2.574 billion tons of carbon being absorbed every year here in Canada.
Now if you do more math: 36 trillion tones (amount of world emission x 0.0167 (1.67%)=601.2 million tons - this is the amount of carbon that Canada contributes to world emissions - in the forests alone, Canada absorbs almost 4 times the amount of carbon it emits.
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