Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 825
This one is compliments of J & B
A Touching Story
Kind of a cool way to take a casket to the cemetery
A funeral procession pulled into Pressley Cemetery. Several car loads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked,
“That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”
“Oh, he still is,” remarked one of the mourners.
“As a matter of fact, he’s headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife.”
Lord’s Prayer
By a 15-year-old school kid who got an A+ for this entry
(TOTALLY AWESOME)!
The Lord’s Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more. A kid in Minnesota, wrote the following
NEW School Prayer:-
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene...
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all...
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the State...
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