Chapter 825

This one is compliments of J & B

A Touching Story

Kind of a cool way to take a casket to the cemetery

A funeral procession pulled into Pressley Cemetery. Several car loads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it. A passer-by remarked,

“That guy must have been a very avid fisherman.”

“Oh, he still is,” remarked one of the mourners.

“As a matter of fact, he’s headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife.”

Lord’s Prayer

By a 15-year-old school kid who got an A+ for this entry

(TOTALLY AWESOME)!

The Lord’s Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more. A kid in Minnesota, wrote the following

NEW School Prayer:-

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That’s no offense; it’s a freedom scene...
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all...
In silence alone we must meditate,
God’s name is prohibited by the State...

We’re allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They’ve outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.

We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the ‘unwed daddy, ‘ our Senior King.
It’s ‘inappropriate’ to teach right from wrong,
We’re taught that such ‘judgments’ do not belong...

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles...
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It’s scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school’s a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!

Amen

But we must remember in Canada it’s different
so that a Muslim may pray and it’s OK
we however cannot mention Jesus they say
The Koran is OK but the bible not

If you aren’t ashamed to do this, Please pass this on...

Jesus said, ‘If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.’

AWESOME