Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 817
Sister Mary Ann’s Gasoline
Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away.
She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her that the only gas can he owned had been loaned out, but she could wait until it was returned. Since Sister Mary Ann was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.
She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful, Sister Mary Ann carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gasoline, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two Baptists watched from across the street ... One of them turned to the other and said,
“If it starts, I’m turning Catholic!”
These are compliments of J & B
A few Thoughts to comtemplate.
I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden. How the hell am I supposed to know it’s raining in Sweden?
A guy in a dental chair, asked the dentist. I keep hearing about Bluetooth! What’s the best way to prevent it?
Did you know that “dammit I’m mad” is spelled backwards is “dammit I’m Mad”?
I had a really bad day: first my ex got run over by a bus.
Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, those cops came out of nowhere!
Soup of the day: tequila.
Do you know what happened 167 years ago this summer September 8, 1850?
California became a state! The people had no electricity, the state had no money and almost everyone spoke Spanish. They were gunfights in the streets.
So basically clean nothing has changed except back then the women had real tits and the men didn’t hold hands.
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