Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 814
Short and devistating!
Dear friends,
One spelling mistake in hurry can make your life hell.
I wrote a romantic message to my wife while I was away on a business trip and missed an “e” in the last word.
Now this mistake has caused me to seek police protection to enter to my own house...
I wrote “Hi darling I’m enjoying and experiencing the best time of my life & I wish you were her!
Getting Old
I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, “What brings you in today?” I looked at her, and said, “I’m interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn’t quite know how to respond. Am I getting to be that age?
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can’t afford one. So I’m wearing my garage door opener.
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
When people see a cat’s litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write,” An ambulance.’
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