Chapter 812

“SIX LITTLE STORIES”
Well worth the 30 seconds to read!

Once all villagers decided to pray for rain.
On the day of prayer all the people gathered,
but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That’s FAITH.

When you throw babies in the air,
they laugh because they know you will catch them.
That’s TRUST.
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Every night we go to bed
without any assurance of being alive the next morning,
but still we set the alarms to wake up.
That’s HOPE.
{4}
We plan big things for tomorrow
in spite of zero knowledge of the future.
That’s CONFIDENCE.
{5}
We see the world suffering,
but still we get married and have children.
That’s LOVE.
{6}
On an old man’s shirt was written a sentence
‘I am not 80 years old;
I am sweet 16 with 64 years of experience.’
That’s ATTITUDE.
Have a happy day and live your life like the six stories.
When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini-vacation.
“GOOD FRIENDS ARE THE RARE JEWELS OF LIFE...
DIFFICULT TO FIND AND IMPOSSIBLE TO REPLACE!

Men’s thoughts?

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind you every six months.

I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is going to be. He is going to really be pissed when he finds out how much his divorces is going to cost.

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.

NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.

My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.

I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.

If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I want it. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I’m an annoying.

It’s funny that when my girlfriend gives me the “silent treatment” she thinks it’s punishment.

Judging by the frying pan is whizzing by my head, I did something. I can’t wait to find out what was.

The Morning After

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.

After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Marilyn,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”

“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete arse of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the Chairman of the company, right to his face.”

“He’s an asshole,” Dave said. “I could piss on him.”

“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”

“Well, fuck him then” said Dave.

“I did,” said Marilyn, “You’re back at work on Monday...”