Chapter 804

This one is compliments of Brad from across the pond!

Two little old ladies, Fran & Enid were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. The short one, Fran, leaned over and said, ‘Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10.00 I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!’

‘You’re on!’ said Enid, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Fran slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. Finally, the smiling Fran came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

‘What happened?’ asked Enid.

‘I won $1,000 as 1st prize for ‘Best Dried Arrangement... !’