Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 803
For the Politically INCORRECT!!
The “M” word ... by Jeff Foxworthy.
Have you ever wondered why it’s OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, Republicans/Democrats etc, but its insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it’s time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list.
So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list...
If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, You may be a Muslim.
If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can’t afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.
If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.
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