Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 802
Random Thoughts:,
As Clint Eastwood says,”Too many assholes not enough bullets.”
Some days I amaze myself some.
Other days, I put my keys in the fridge.
I wonder if common sense will ever make it come back.
Do not explain yourself to stupid people you’re not the jackass whisperer.
The world is not full assholes but they are strategically placed so that you’ll come across one every day.
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an amp they’ll start using it.
So I saw a donkey crossing the road. The cool thing is he looked both ways before crossing what a smart ass.
The generation of today is so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other.
When people say: stop living in the past, my thought in turn is, “but the music was so much better then!”
I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones, that’s why they are called cell phones
This one is compliments of jamien
Elderly Golfer
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course. He heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house.
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