Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 801
A Cowboy at the Pearly Gates
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.
‘Well, I can think of one thing, ‘ the cowboy offered.
‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!’
St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’
‘Couple of minutes ago.’
These two are compliments of J & B
GRANDMA
A man moves into a nudist colony.
He receives a letter from his Grandmother asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location.
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the bottom half of the photo. He’s really worried but then remembers how bad his Grandmother’s eyesight is, and hopes she won’t notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother, It says: “Thank you for the picture. Change your hairstyle ... It makes your nose look too short.”
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