Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 796
Compliments of smokeyjoe
Duh! Just what are you trying to say?
1)For sale, One Parachute, used once, never opened.
2)Get 50% off or half price, whichever is less.
3)One armed man applauds the kindness of strangers.
4)Student excited, Dad got a head job.
5)Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25.
6)Tiger Woods plays with his own balls, Nike Says.
7) Army Vehicle disappears. An Australian Army vehicle, worth $74,000, has gone missing after being painted with camouflage and driven into the bush.
8) It was reported that a police car responded to reports of a vehicle stopping at every property in a street, it was the postman.
9) Fish need water to survive, it was reported today.
10) County pays $250,000 to advertise lack of funds.
11) Police raid gun shop, find weapons.
12) Lady jacks off to hot start in conference.
13)Bugs flying around with wings are flying bugs.
14) Girls school still offering ‘Something Special’ - Head.
15)Diana was still alive hours before she died.
16) Homicide victims rarely talk to police.
17) Red Tape holds up new bridge.
18) 17 remain dead in Morgue shooting spree.
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