Chapter 790

These are complements of Smokeyjoe

We’ve just got a new Chinese garbage collector named Wu Fuk Mi, he joins the two Chinese we already have named Wu Flung Dung and Sling Sht Hi.

A young trainee Police Constable and his senior officer on patrol arrested a very drunk and abusive woman.

To give the young fella some court experience, the senior cop let him give the evidence on the witness stand.

The young cop was so nervous that when the judge asked him what the accused said, he said “She called me an honour your bastard.”

Paddy died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Pete was sitting with his book and entry passes.

As Paddy approached him, St. Pete looked in the book finding the entry for him.

“You’re a few years early,” said Pete, “Why?”

“Well yuh see sur, I was proud to live in Dublin, the finest city in the world.”

“Humm! And what did you do to show your love of Dublin?” Enquired Pete.

“Well to be sure, I walked around Belfast with the Dublin flag over my shoulders.”

“And when was this?”

Oh! said Paddy looking at his watch, “About 2 minutes ago.”

The difference between American, Scottish and Irish whiskeys?

American whiskey is distilled once,

Scottish whisky is distilled twice,

Irish whisky is distilled three times.

Do you know why?

‘To be sure, to be sure, to be sure.