Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 790
These are complements of Smokeyjoe
We’ve just got a new Chinese garbage collector named Wu Fuk Mi, he joins the two Chinese we already have named Wu Flung Dung and Sling Sht Hi.
A young trainee Police Constable and his senior officer on patrol arrested a very drunk and abusive woman.
To give the young fella some court experience, the senior cop let him give the evidence on the witness stand.
The young cop was so nervous that when the judge asked him what the accused said, he said “She called me an honour your bastard.”
Paddy died and arrived at the Pearly Gates, St. Pete was sitting with his book and entry passes.
As Paddy approached him, St. Pete looked in the book finding the entry for him.
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