Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 773
These are compliments of Rick M
A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan.
“What was that for?” he asked.
“That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it,” she replied.
“Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,” he explained.
“Oh honey, I’m sorry,” she said. “I should have known there was a good explanation.”
Three days later he was watching a ballgame on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, “What the hell was that for?”
“Your horse called.” she replied!”
Easter in Canada ... eh!
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St.Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
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