Chapter 768

One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops In front of the Holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches.

An altar boy witnessed the episode and runs into the rectory to tell the priest what he’d just seen.

Without batting an eye, the priest says, ‘Son, you’ve just witnessed a miracle. Tell me, where is this man?

‘Flat on his arse, Father, over by the holy water.’

Wayne: “Your new secretary is very sexy...” Gary: “Thanks! She’s actually a robot, named Doreen...

If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters. Will work as long as you like, no complaining, no sick days, no medical, no dental...

I’ll lend her to you for a day & you can see how functional and efficient she is”.

Next day, Wayne calls Gary from the hospital & shouts:

“Gary ... You bastard! You didn’t tell me that the hole between Doreen’s legs is a Pencil Sharpener...”