Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 763
These are compliments of J and B
Jewish Comedians.
Some of us miss the old kind of (Yiddish) humour.
Not a single swear word in their comic routines as shown below:
A car hit an elderly Jewish man. The paramedic says, “Are you comfortable?”
The man says, “I make a good living.”
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me!
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.
We always hold hands ... If I let go, she shops.
My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife calls it the Dead Sea...
My wife and I revisited the hotel where we spent our wedding night. This time I was the one who stayed in the bathroom and cried.
My wife was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn’t pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, “Mrs. Cohen, your cheque came back.”
Mrs. Cohen replied, “So did my arthritis!”
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