Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 756
This one is compliments of Squeezeplay
Two men are sitting at the bar in a Las Vegas casino. One turns to the other and says “ I love this weather. I’m tired of the cold and snow”.
The second asks “where are you from?”
The first says “Michigan. You?”
“I’m from Miami. You ought to move there. The weather is beautiful year round.”
“Miami? With all that crime?”
Nah, it really is quite nice”.
“I’ve seen all the drug stories, the gangs, the illegal immigrants and their violence on tv.”
“Overblown sensationalism!”
“Well, what do you do in Miami?”
“I’m a tail gunner on a Coca Cola truck.”
This one is compliments of denny
Pat & Mike were the best of friends, though they weren’t much alike. Pat was a good man, a hard worker, and even treated his wife well. Mike, now--he skived off work anytime he could, spent what money he had down the pub, and chased the skirts shamelessly.
It came to them, as to all of us, that they passed on. Pat, of course, went to Heaven, and Mike ... well, he went to the other place. After a couple quick millenia, Pat found out that he could visit his old pal, so off he went. The imp at the gate admitted him and told him to wait right there and Mike would be along.
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