Chapter 755

This is compliments of Deepdweler

For what it is worth, being “clean” and apolitical -

Forrest Gump died and went to heaven, where he was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. St. Peter says “Forrest, it is so good to have you here, we have been waiting for you!” Forrest replies “Well, thank you St Peter” St Peter then explains to Forrest that God had recently started some new rules for all entrants into heaven, they had to complete a brief 3 question quiz, and if they got them all right they would be admitted. “So,” said St. Peter, “We will start with an easy one so you won’t get too nervous. How many days start with the letter T?” Forrest thinks and thinks, rubbing his chin and finally says “Well, I reckon there must be two, Today and Tomorrow.” St. Peter is taken slightly aback, but after a brief pause says “Well, Forrest, that wasn’t quite the answer I was thinking of, but I have to admit that you are correct and so I will give you credit for that question. Now the next question is a little harder. How many seconds are there in a year?” Again, Forrest thinks and thinks. Finally he answers “12”. St. Peter - “How did you come up with that answer Forrest?” Forrest “Well, there’s January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...”, and St. Peter interrupts “Well, yes, again, not the answer I was expecting, but correct in its own way.” “Final question Forrest. What is the first name of God?” Forrest immediately speaks up, “Why that is easy St Peter, it is Andy!” St Peter replies “Why do you think it is Andy, Forrest?” “From the hymn St. Peter, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me” said Forrest in a sing-song voice. St. Peter stares at him for a minute, then opens the gate “Run, Forrest, Run”