Chapter 746

This a true example of when two people really know each other.

Retired Veteran with a very Smart Wife...

Early one morning, an elderly retired veteran just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife. “Honey! Come see what I created! It’s an abstract panorama, depicting the eight Years of the Obama administration!”

She yelled back, “Flush the toilet Jim, and come eat your breakfast!”

Just sharing some thoughts meandering in my mind.

• The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robebefore you start looking like a mental patient.

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• My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.

• My 75 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I’m worried about the 180 pounds I’ve gained since then.

• I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”

• Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!