Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 743
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears ... I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
This is compliments of J & B
Try It.
It might Surprise you!
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ENJOY A REPEAT!...
“YES!!”
A VERY INTERESTING EMAIL!...
IT’S A REPEAT FOR SOME...
{GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT!!}
Here’s another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills...
Can you meet this challenge?
We’ve seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time we’ve seen it with numbers.
Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind.
And better than that: Alzheimer’s is a long long, way down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you!!
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