Chapter 741

These are compliments of Mario M.

A young fellow got hired by a logging company. He gets out to the ass end of the woods and is in the worst possible logging camp in the world. Surprisingly, everybody is happy to be there. The foreman tells him about the wonderful food and the great medical care and the satellite television and free phone calls. “Best of all, if you ever get horny, see that barrel over there?” he said pointing to a barrel near the bunkhouse.

“Yeah,” says the new logger.

“Any day but Thursday, you can go over there, pull your dick out, stick it in the hole in the barrel, and get a free blowjob!” he’s told.

“What happens on Thursdays?” the kid asks.

“That’s your day in the barrel!”

Caution: These are a bit wild ... And they are not politically correct.

Limericks

There once was a girl called Louise,
who’s pubic hair hung to her knees
The crabs got together and knitted a sweater,
so in the winter her flaps wouldn’t freeze.

There once was a man from Balmoral,
who liked a good laugh and a chortle,
when he cheerfully laid his servant French maid,
she offered up both from his oral.

There once was a woman from Leith,
who circumcised men with her teeth,
It wasn’t for fame, but love of the game,
and to get to the cheese underneath!

There once was a man from Kent,
his dick was so long that it bent,
to save him the trouble he stuck it in double,
instead of coming he went...

There once was a lady from Ghent,
whose clitoris was mangled and bent.
The reason it seems was a man named Reams,
with a hard-on of solid cement.

There once was a guy named Dave
who kept a dead whore in his cave
he said what the hell
you get used to the smell
and look at the money you save.