Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 741
These are compliments of Mario M.
A young fellow got hired by a logging company. He gets out to the ass end of the woods and is in the worst possible logging camp in the world. Surprisingly, everybody is happy to be there. The foreman tells him about the wonderful food and the great medical care and the satellite television and free phone calls. “Best of all, if you ever get horny, see that barrel over there?” he said pointing to a barrel near the bunkhouse.
“Yeah,” says the new logger.
“Any day but Thursday, you can go over there, pull your dick out, stick it in the hole in the barrel, and get a free blowjob!” he’s told.
“What happens on Thursdays?” the kid asks.
“That’s your day in the barrel!”
Caution: These are a bit wild ... And they are not politically correct.
Limericks
There once was a girl called Louise,
who’s pubic hair hung to her knees
The crabs got together and knitted a sweater,
so in the winter her flaps wouldn’t freeze.
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