Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 740
Woman’s Driving Test
A lady failed the written driver’s license test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass.
But the test had the same question:
“You are driving at 120 mph. On your right is a wall. On your left is a cliff. On the road in front of you, you see a old man and a young man. What should you hit?”
The woman walked up to the Examiner and said, “I’ve answered this question in all four possible ways; - wall, cliff, young man, old man - yet I failed the test all four times!! How is this possible? What am I supposed to hit?”
The Examiner said, “The brakes.”
(PS: Men are not supposed to laugh, please!!!!)
These are compliments of Mario M.
Paddy was walking through a town one day when he say a shop with a notice in the window. The notice said “We sell everything”. Paddy could not believe this so he went inside. He walked to the counter and asked the salesperson, “Do you really sell everything?” The salesperson said “Yes, everything”.
Thinking this was too good to be true Paddy said “OK then could I have a jumper for a chicken?”. The salesperson said “A jumper for a chicken?, hold on I will have to check the stock out the back”
Five minutes later, the salesperson returned with a brown paper bag. “Here you go, one jumper for a chicken”
“How much?” asked Paddy.
“Three quid.” replied the salesperson.
“Three quid for a jumper for a chicken - excellent.” said Paddy. So away he went. When he got outside he thought to himself that maybe he was done, so he looked inside the bag. At the bottom of the bag was a condom.
He was mad and stormed back into the shop. He screamed at the saleperson “Hey, I asked you for a jumper for a chicken and you have given me a condom - whats going on?”
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