Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 737
This one is compliments of John A.
50 Shades of Grey for Seniors
Back and forth...
Back and forth...
In and out...
In and out...
A little to the right...
A little to the left...
She could feel the sweat on her forehead...
Between her breasts...
And, trickling down the small of her back...
She was getting near to the end.
He was in ecstasy...
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved...
Forwards then backwards...
Forward then backward...
Again...
and again...
Her heart was pounding now...
Her face was flushed...
She moaned...
softly at first, then began to groan louder...
Finally...
totally exhausted...
she let out a piercing scream...
“OK, OK, you smug bastard,
I can’t parallel park. You do it!”
“Okay class. Now I’m going to say a famous quote, and the first person to tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off.” said the teacher.
“Who is credited with writing the phrase, To be or not to be, that is the question?” asked the teacher.
Little Pham Lam Nguyen at the front of the class called out, “Shakespeare”.
“Well done!” said the teacher, “You can have Monday off.”
“No thank you Miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard.” said Little Pham Lam Nguyen.
“Well okay,” said the teacher. The next quote is, “I had a dream!”
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out “I bereiva it was Martin Ruther King!” “Well done!” said the teacher. “You can have Monday off”
“No thanka you miss I am of Chinese oligin and we also do not take time offa school. Education is evelything to us, so I will be in on Monday studying hard too.” said little Fri Sum Kat.
“Okay,” said the teacher. Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, “Fucking Immigrants!”
“Who said that?” yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
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