Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 734
This is compliments of J and B.
“Lexophile” is a word used to describe those who love using words in unusual sequence, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can express the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. Here are this year’s winning submissions!
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
... The batteries were given out free of charge.
... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
... A will is a dead giveaway.
... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
... A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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