Chapter 733

These Are Compliments Of Mario M

Well, I’m still sitting at the Emergency department ? ? ?
What an awesome start to the New Year ? ?

Today has not been a good day. I decided to go horse riding, something I haven’t done in many years. It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and started out slowly, but then it went a little faster; before I knew it, it was going as fast as the horse could go. I couldn’t take the pace and fell off, but caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me. It wouldn’t stop. Thank goodness the manager at Toys-R-Us Peter came out and unplugged the machine. But he had the nerve to take the rest of my change so I wouldn’t attempt to ride the Elephant.

THE PENIS ASKS FOR A PAY RISE: I hereby request a pay rise because I do physical labour at great depths. I don’t get weekends or public holidays off. I work in a wet environment in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures and my work exposes me to contagious diseases. Yours sincerely, Mr. P. Niss. Response: After considering your request and the arguments raised we reject it for the following reasons: You need to be stimulated into starting work. You are part time and fall asleep after brief work periods. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift and you don’t observe safety rules such as protective clothing. You can’t work double shifts and you often dribble. Yours sincerely, Ms. V. Gina...