Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 727
This one is compliments of J and B
The Classmate
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can’t look that old. Well ... You’ll love this one.
My name is alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.
“Yes. Yes, I did ... I’m a mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered, “In 1975. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly,
old,
bald,
wrinkled faced,
fat-assed,
gray-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked me,
“What did you teach???”
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet store looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The store owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas songs.
This seemed like the perfect gift.
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