Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 724
These are compliments of Allan:
Who was the oldest marshal in the wild west?
Wyatt AARP
Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile. The wife said “ Where are you, you know we have lots to do.” He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?” Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all choked up... “Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied. “Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”
A man opened his refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting there.
Surprised, he asked the rabbit “What are you doing there?”
The rabbit replied, “This is a Westinghouse, isn’t it?”
“Yes”, said the man.
“Well”, said the rabbit, “I’m westing”.
It was Saturday morning and the congregation was gathered for the Sabbath prayers. Suddenly, up front there’s a flash of light and in a blast of fire and brimstone and who should appear, but Satan himself.
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