Chapter 722

Sex, life, & Coca-Cola

Two friends meet after many years and talk about their past life.

One asks the other: “And how’s your sex life”?

“Same As Coca-Cola”

“Oh great! ... Full of bubbles, eh?”

“Nothing like that! Before it was ‘CLASSIC’, then it became ‘LIGHT’ and now it is ‘ZERO’!

This one is compliments of Joe Smart!

An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators, making the engineer a pretty popular guy.

One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it going down there?”

Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.”

God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.”

To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff! I’m keeping him.”

God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.”

Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”