Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 712
This one is compliments of John jaybee
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh, right up just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking great. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed the guy asks, “If you don’t mind, would you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”
She said,” I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining that there is nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas.”
President Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all.
They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight.
They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side’s dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.
Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk. After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5� thick and nobody could get near it.
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