Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 706
A Load of Bull
A neighbor recently spent $3500 on a young Black Angus bull. He put it out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. He said he was beginning to suspect it was gay, if that’s possible with a bull. Anyhow, he had the Vet come have a look at him. The vet said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young, so he left some pills to feed the bull once per day. Holy crap ... the bull started to service the cows within two days ... All of the cows! He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor’s cows! He’s been breeding just about everything in sight. He’s like a machine!” When I asked my neighbor what in hell was in the pills the Vet left, he said he didn’t know but ... they kinda tasted like peppermint!
This one is compliments of Joe S
A young Army officer was severely wounded in the head by a grenade, but the only visible, permanent injury was that both of his ears were amputated. Since his remaining hearing was sufficient, he remained in the Army. Many years later he eventually rose to the rank of Major General. He was, however, very sensitive about his appearance. One day the General was interviewing three servicemen who were candidates for his headquarters staff.
The first was a Captain, a tactical helicopter pilot, and it was a great interview. At the end of the interview the General asked him, ‘Do you notice anything different about me?’
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