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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 696

This one is compliments of Brian

The Browns were having an extension built. The 4yr old daughter of the family, Mary was blue eyed fair haired angel. Each day she would accompany her mother to the site carrying a plate of biscuits, whilst her mother served tea and coffee to the men. She wore her Bob the Builder hard hat and sat and talked to the labourers whilst on their break.

The men were so taken with her that they made small cash collection and presented it to Mary in a brown envelope saying it was her wages. Mary’s Mum suggested they took the money to a bank and opened an account for her. This they did and Mary’s Mum explained to the cashier how it had come about. The cashier entering into the spirit of things said to Mary “Will you be getting paid again next week?”

To which Mary replied, in a clear sweet voice “It depends if those Bastards at the yard deliver the fucking bricks.”!!!


This item is compliments of J & B

Now if what this predicts and as of now this sound right on the money, it is mind boggling to think of.

I have asked for the author/bibliography of this article. I have no data regarding the specifics (future predictions and historical accounts) but the general premise is most significant.

THIS IS EXCITING AND SCARY...

This is worth reading and thinking down the road.

In 1998, Kodak had 170,000 employees and sold 85% of all photo paper worldwide. Within just a few years, their business model disappeared and they went bankrupt. What happened to Kodak will happen in a lot of industries in the next 10 years - and most people won’t see it coming. Did you think in 1998 that 3 years later you would never take pictures on film again?

Yet digital cameras were invented in 1975 (at Kodak!). The first ones only had 10,000 pixels, but followed Moore’s law. So as with all exponential technologies, it was a disappointment for a long time, before it became way superior and got mainstream in only a few short years. It will now happen with Artificial Intelligence, health, autonomous and electric cars, education, 3D printing, agriculture and jobs. Welcome to the 4th Industrial Revolution. Welcome to the Exponential Age.

Software will disrupt most traditional industries in the next 5-10 years.

Uber is just a software tool, they don’t own any cars, and are now the biggest taxi company in the world.

Airbnb is now the biggest hotel company in the world, although they don’t own any properties.

Artificial Intelligence: Computers become exponentially better in understanding the world. This year, a computer beat the best Go player in the world, 10 years earlier than expected.

In the US, young lawyers already don’t get jobs. Because of IBM Watson, you can get legal advice (so far for more or less basic stuff) within seconds, with 90% accuracy compared with 70% accuracy when done by humans.

So if you study law, stop immediately. There will be 90% less lawyers in the future, only specialists will remain.

Watson already helps nurses diagnosing cancer, 4 times more accurate than human nurses. Facebook now has a pattern recognition software that can recognize faces better than humans. In 2030, computers will become more intelligent than humans.

Autonomous cars: In 2018 the first self driving cars will appear for the public. Around 2020, the complete industry will start to be disrupted. You don’t want to own a car anymore. You will call a car with your phone, it will show up at your location and drive you to your destination. You will not need to park it, you only pay for the driven distance and can be productive while driving. Our kids will never get a driver’s licence and will never own a car.

It will change the cities, because we will need 90-95% less cars for that. We can transform former parking spaces into parks. 1.2 million people die each year in car accidents worldwide. We now have one accident every 60,000 mi (100,000 km), with autonomous driving that will drop to one accident in 6 million mi (10 million km). That will save a million lives each year.

Most car companies will probably become bankrupt. Traditional car companies try the evolutionary approach and just build a better car, while tech companies (Tesla, Apple, Google) will do the revolutionary approach and build a computer on wheels. Many engineers from Volkswagen and Audi; are completely terrified of Tesla.

Insurance companies will have massive trouble because without accidents, the insurance will become 100x cheaper. Their car insurance business model will disappear.

Real estate will change. Because if you can work while you commute, people will move further away to live in a more beautiful neighborhood.

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