Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 686
This compliments of John A
Dear Airlines,
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG, good-looking strippers!
What the hell!! They don’t even serve food any more, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win - win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Reagan, the Bushes or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Donald Trump.
Clean jokes can be funny
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. “Tie me up,” she purred, “and you can do anything you want.”
So he tied her up and went golfing.
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, “Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said, “Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said. “Just get out.”
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.
A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’
“Can you read this?” the optician asked.
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