Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 684
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole,
all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, ‘Yummy! I smell maple syrup!’
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
sniffs the air and said, ‘Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!’
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine, ‘Geez, all I can smell is...
MOL ASSES!
(Yes, you’re gonna pass it on!) Today is International Disturbed People’s Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend ... Just as I’ve done.
Compliments of J. P.
The Lonely Widow
A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: “Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”
The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.
“You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked. “Just look at you -- you have no legs!”
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