Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 682
This compliments of Pepere
I was at the pub the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached them and asked, “Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?”
One of them angrily screeched, “It’s Wales ... Wales, you bloody idiot.”
So I replied, “I am so sorry. Are you three whales from Scotland?”
And that’s the last thing I remember.
These are compliments of Smokeyjoe
Why is it a law in most countries that you have to wear a seatbelt in a vehicle?
It’s because the Emergency personal are to dammed lazy to find the body.
This British explorer is in the dark jungles of Africa, going where no man has gone before.
Accompanying him is his trusted guide, interpreter, cook, and trouble shooter in one.
One day early in the morning, they arrive at a lake and find a handsome dark young man engaged in “playful activities” with 8-9 beautiful, dark, young women, all in nude.
The young man had the biggest, strongest penis the Britisher had ever seen, or even imagined.
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