Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 672
These two are compliments of J and B
Inner Peace During Election I’m passing this on because it worked for me today.
A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives during this political campaign, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things I’d started & hadn’t finished.
I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box a choclutz. Yu has no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all ur frenz who need inner pess. An telum u luvum.
Very quick quiz for you to practice name recognition. Great mental exercise for us aging folks.
Quiz
Which of the following names are you familiar with?
1. Monica Lewinsky
2. Bill Clinton
3. Hilary Clinton
4. Adolph Hitler
5. Jorge Bergoglio
6. Winnie Mandela
7. Vladimir Putin
8. Linda Lovelace
9. Saddam Hussein
10. Tiger Woods
14. Trump
You had trouble with #5?
You know all the criminals, murderers, thieves, sluts, womanizers and cheaters, but you don’t know the Pope??
Lovely, just lovely!
This one is compliments of mario
So, the teacher of six year olds asked who could make a sentence with the word Wonderful in it. I can said little Beth.” Last night I saw a red sunset and it was Wonderful” Very good said the teacher.
Then Jane said “Miss I was allowed to play with my neighbors puppy and it was Wonderful”
Well done said the teacher.
Then little Jimmy, the bad kid at the back of the class, shouted out “ I know one Miss. We were having our tea last night and my 13 yr old sister suddenly said “I am pregnant”. And Dad said, “Wonderful, just FUCKING wonderful”.
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