Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 668
This compliments of john a Just in time for the kickoff of the season... “Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football” - John Heisman “I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.” Bear Bryant / Alabama
“It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne Notre Dame
“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat. That costs money, and we don’t have any.” Erik Russell / Georgia Southern
“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.” Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame
“When you win, nothing hurts.” Joe Namath / Alabama
“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.” Frank Leahy / Notre Dame
“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.” Woody Hayes / Ohio State
“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.” Bob Devaney / Nebraska
“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.” Wally Butts / Georgia
“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms - Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.” Alex Karras / Iowa
“My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.” Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee
“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.” Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
“Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David.” Shug Jordan / Auburn
“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me.” He said, “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.” Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State
“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.” Bobby Bowden / Florida State
“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.” Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State
After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, “All those who need showers, take them.” John McKay / USC
“If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.” Murray Warmath / Minnesota
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