Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 667
Keep in mind this is likely British Humor this one is compliments of tiller For all the Kenny Everett fans out there...
‘Allo mental cripples, Sidney Aloysius Snot ‘ere.
I woz walkin’ down the ‘igh street yestidee wif me gurlfriend Diedre. you know window shopping like, when Diedre says “Oh Sidney, I would love to have those boots”
So I grabs a brick, ‘eaves it through the window and gives ‘er the boots.
We walks a bit further down and Diedre says “Oh Sidney, I would love to have that leather coat”
So I grabs a brick, ‘eaves it through the window and gives ‘er the coat.
We walks a bit further down and Diedre says “Oh Sidney, I would love to have that diamond ring”
I looks at ‘er and says “What you fink I am, made of bricks or sumfin?”
This One Is Compliment of Dave D
An Englishman, (Michael)a Scotsman, (Jock) and Paddy (He was Irish)were captured by Apaches but old Geronimo was in a good mood for once and said if they could each sing him a song about a dog, they could go in safety.
So while Michael did his voice warming up exercises, the warriors began sharpening their tomahawks.
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