Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 666
This little ditty is compliments of Drooloid
Murphy’s Law: Anything that can go wrong, will.
O’Toole’s Law: Murphy was an optimist.
Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
(Sorry).
This on Is Compliments of Bill Q
Fishing stories
You have to have the right bate. A Jim was ice fishing one day and notice the guy next to him was catching a lot of fish while he was doing so well. He asked the guy what his secret was and the guy just mumbled something. “I can’t understand what you’re say” Jim said. The guy just mumbled something again. “Really,” the Jim said “if you don’t want me to know, that’s OK.” With that, the guy took something out of his mouth and said “You gota keep you worm warm.”
Gone Fishing “Honey, pack those new pajamas for me will ya?” Jim was pack his fishing gear for a long weekend with the guys fishing up north. “Yes dear” his wife says, “they will be packed with your stuff.” Jim comes home from his weekend fishing trip. “How was the fishing dear?” his wife asks. “Caught our limit everyday dear. By the way, didn’t I ask you to pack those new PJs? I couldn’t find them.” “I did dear.” His wife replies. “I put them in you tackle box.”
These Are More From Smokeyjoe
The bell rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked, “John, why are you late?” He replied, “I was on top of Cherry Hill.”
Then he sat down.
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