Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 663
An Air Force Chief Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in a barber shop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves when their barbers reached for some aftershave to slap on their faces.
The General immediately shouted “Hey, don’t you go putting any of that stuff on me. My wife will think I have been in a whorehouse.”
The Chief then turned to his barber and said with a wry grin on his face “Go ahead and slap some on me. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
His Lordship was in his study when the butler approached and coughed discretely.
“May I ask a question, m’lord?”
“Go ahead, Carson” said his Lordship.
“I’m doing the crossword and I’ve come across a word I am not too clear about.”
“And what word is that?” asks His Lordship
“Aplomb, m’Lord”
“Ah, now that’s a difficult one to explain, Carson. I would say it is self-assurance, or perhaps complete composure.”
“Thank you, m’Lord, but I am still a little confused.”
“Then let me give you an example to make it clearer. Do you recall a few months ago when the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge arrived to spend the weekend with us?”
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