Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 662
These are compliments of John A.
A police recruit was asked during the exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He answered, “Call for backup.”
When you are dead you don’t know you are dead, it is only difficult for others.
It’s the same for stupid people.
People my age seem much older than me.
Just spent 15 minutes searching my car for my phone using the phones flashlight.
I want to grow my own food, but I cannot find bacon seeds.
What’s the difference between bird flue and swine flue?
One requires tweetment and the other oinkment.
I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today, it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
I am starting meetings at my house for people with OCD. I don’t have it but I hope that they’ll take one look and start cleaning.
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