Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 650
This one is compliments of smokeyjoe
Young man who lived in a village where everybody seemed to know what everyone else was doing was about to get married to a local lass.
Due to the fact that any hanky panky would not only been know about, it was also frowned on. He knew absolutely nothing about what to do on his wedding night.
After a bit of careful thought, he went to the local pub and found ‘Old Tom’ and after buying him a pint of his favourite beer said to him. “Tom, you know I’m getting married soon. Well I don’t know what to do on our wedding night.”
“Well now, let’s see, I’ll give you as much help as I can.” Said Tom, and he then gave the lad as much instruction as he could.
“Have you got the idea now?”
“I’m not 100%sure” said the lad.
“Hmmm! “ murmured Tom, “now, us old guys, when we want a bit of sexual relief go out to the copse of trees on top of the hill behind the village. In the middle there’s an old oak tree with a knot hole at just the right height, go up there where no one can see you and practice.”
So, on his wedding night they went to the only place in the village, the local pub.
Tom watched them climb the stairs thinking ‘I hope what I told him is O.K.’
Five minutes later there comes a piercing scream from upstairs, ‘huh huh’ thought Tom ‘ his in and should be alright now’ a few seconds later there’s another scream, even louder. ‘Making heavy weather of getting through’ then an even louder scream.
‘What the heel’ thought Tom. He dashed up the stairs, threw the door open, only to see the girl laying not the bed and the new husband ramming a long wooden pole in and out of her fanny.
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