Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 645
From anonymous
“It occurs to me that all the fuss about Donald Trump’s reference to ‘grabbing by the pussy’ is pretty confusing ... If you’re not supposed to grab ‘em by the pussy, why do they call it a ‘snatch?’”
This One Is Compliments of John V
A businessman is sent to Saudi Arabia to conclude a deal with a sheik. After their business is finished the sheik invites him to spend the night before leaving to go home.
‘Mr Smith, you have been a very good business man and I am happy that you gave me the respect of personally coming here to conclude our business deal. I wish to have a small competition with you.’
Smith thinks it over for a second and accepts as he wants to stay on the sheik’s good side.
‘What will we have to do?’
‘I have a harem and they will send women to our rooms tonight. The person who makes love with the most women tonight will be the winner.’
Smith is shocked but he can’t back down after agreeing.
That night a lovely brunette arrives at his room and he spends an hour making love to her. After she leaves he makes a ‘l’ mark on a sheet of paper.
After a bit, a lovely redhead arrives and he rises to the occasion and spends an hour making love to her. After she leaves he puts down another mark on the paper. ‘ll’
He rests for an hour and then a lovely blonde arrives. He is tired but he spends an hour making love to her. At the end he makes his third mark ‘lll’ and then falls asleep.
In the morning the sheik comes in to wake him and notices the paper.
‘Congratulations my friend. You beat me by 7 women, I only made love to 104 of them.’
This One Is Compliments of Smokeyjoe
Father Michael, a young novice monk was called to the Abbotts office.
“I’m sending you and the other novices to Sydney to spread our cause. I want you to go around ‘Kings Cross’, because you joined our order very early in your life, I feel that you will not succumb to temptation.”
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