Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 642
Have a great Thanksgiving Day, Canada...
These are compliments of SmokeyJoe
Adults only
NUDE SANTA
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For crying out loud. Act your age. There is noSanta!
Sometimes I worry about you!!! Now go and get some work done!!!
The urine sample
One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?” Or “Are we ready for a bath?” or “Are we hungry?”
I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time!”
The nurse fainted ... I just smiled.
DON’T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!
Chinese Sex...
While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
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