Chapter 636

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:

1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT

2. FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP

4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU

8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

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9. QUIET PLEASE ... WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE ... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF

The following is compliments of john a

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