Chapter 635

These Are Compliments of Mario Mario

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Mate! how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks...”how long before I can get a haircut?” Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says”about 2 hours.” The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks”how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says “about an hour and a half”. The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says “Hey, Joey, I’ll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes.”

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, “this must be good, where did he go when he left here?”

Joey says, “To your house!”

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm... ‘I’d like to buy a horth’ he says. What sort of horse?’, said the owner. ‘A female horth, ‘ the owner shows him a mare. ‘Nithe horth, ‘ says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her eyth?” The owner picks him up shows the eyes. ‘Nith eyth’, says the dwarf, ‘can I thee her teeth?’ The owner picks him up shows the teeth. ‘Nith teeth, ‘ he says ‘now can I see her twot?’ The owner picks him up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, pulls him out. The dwarf shakes his head and says ‘Perhaps I should weefwaze that... ‘Can I see her wun awound?.