Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 633
This one is compliments of John A.
Directions to Heaven Your smile for the day...
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, “Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?”
The little boy replied, “Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right.”
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, “I’m the new pastor in town. I’d like for you to come to church on Sunday ... I’ll show you how to get to Heaven.”
The little boy replied with a chuckle. “You’re bullshitting me, right? You don’t even know the way to the Post Office!”
This Group Is Compliments of Mario Mario From the Land Down Under
He Said She Said He said...
I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
She said ... You wear pants don’t you?
He said ... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said ... Why don’t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said ... I would but you’re never there.
He said ... Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
She said ... They don’t have time.
He said ... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said ... We don’t know; it has never happened.
He said ... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said ... They already have boyfriends.
She said ... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said ... A widow.
He said ... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said ... Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.
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