Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 630
This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit his Favorite Blond Joke:
Why are Blond Jokes so short?
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wait for it
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So men will understand them.
These are compliments of Dom
Adultery: when a partner assumes they are too good to be true.
Democrats generally have more children than Republicans. No surprise. Whoever heard of anyone enjoying a good piece of elephant?
An American visiting England was walking down a street when a wonderful smell of fish and chips drew her by the nose into a small monastery. The food was outstanding, just perfect in every way. She wanted to thank the cook personally so was escorted back into the kitchen and greeted by a happy looking man in a Capuchin robe.
When she asked to meet the creator of her fish and chips the chef grinned wide and said, “Madam, I am the Fish Friar. The other cook over there is the Chip Monk.”
This one is compliments of the ‘Shy One’
Why did the blonde resolve to have only 3 children?
She heard that one out of every four children born in the world was Chinese.
Did you hear about the near-tragedy at the mall?
There was a power outage, and twelve blondes were stuck on the escalators for over four hours.
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