Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 629
This Group Is Compliments of Mario Mario
My mate went to get a tattoo of an Indian on his back. Half way through he said, “Don’t forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand.” The tattooist said “For fuck sake, give us a chance mate, I’ve only just finished his turban!”
Professor Higgins at Cork University was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscle Contraction’ to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, ‘Do you know what your asshole is doing while you’re having an orgasm?’ She replied, ‘Probably golfing with his buddies.’ It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom...
Paddy walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender asks him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time.” Paddy replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I’m here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”
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