Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 618
This Is Compliments of Smokeyjoe
A young teen went to the doctor complaining of green marks at the top of her thighs, the doc had a look then proceeded to take a skin scrape for analysis, told her to come back next week for the results.
When she returned she asked if he knew what the problem was.
The doctors asked “Your boyfriends a gypsy, isn’t he?”
“Yes” she replied, “How do you know that?”
“Tell him his earrings aren’t gold.”
A vicar rang his friend a priest to ask him if he would like to go fishing at their favourite fishing hole. The priest agreed but said that they should ask the new rabbi to come as well, as a sign of closer cooperation between the faiths.
The vicar agreed and asked him to contact the rabbi and work out a day and time.
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