Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 611
This compliments of John A.
A older man goes to his Dr. When his exam is finished he asks “can he can ask him a question.”
The Dr. “said of course”
“Dr. when I was a young man and got a erection I couldn’t bend it. Then I got in my thirties and I could bend it a little. In my 60’s I could bend it even more. My question to you is how much stronger am I going to get?”
Now this is not part of the joke. When I pulled this on my Dr. about 15 years ago he almost fell out of his chair laughing.
This one is compliments of Mike B
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only $20 for 24 cans” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them” demands the wife.
They carry on shopping. A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $40 jar of face Cream and puts it in the basket.
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