Chapter 610

This One Is Compliments of Dom A

A young and inexperienced guy was taking advice about how to get a date warmed up. He was told by a sage peer that getting right and clear about his intentions was the way to go; just take her hand and place it around his erection. That evening, having parked with his date for more than an hour and only encountering sisterly kisses he decided to try the technique. The response was instantaneous: she gave him the longest stream of invectives he’d ever heard, ending with a demand he take her home right now. He tried to reply but all the way back she gave him the rough side of her tongue, stopping only when they arrived in front of her home and she was out of breath. She demanded, “Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?” “Yes, I have,” he said in a pained voice. “Please, let go.”