Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 608
Confused Old Guy!
I used to think I was just a regular senior citizen, but...
- I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
- I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, apparently makes me a fascist.
- I am heterosexual, which according to gay people, now makes me a homophobe.
- I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.
- I am older than 60 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.
- I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
- I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
- I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
- I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
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